I've been complaining A LOT lately about being single. So, I thought today I'd write a post that focuses on the things I like about being single (in a desperate attempt to make me feel better about myself). So here it is, my top five reasons why being single is so WAY better than being in a relationship:
1. While I do always have to pay for myself to eat or see a movie, I never have to pay the way for anyone else or feel bad about letting someone pay for me.
2. I never have to call to check in with someone on a regular basis. Nobody gets mad if I simply don't feel like talking that day.
3. I get the entire bed to myself! Yay, I love being able to lie all sprawled out across my bed and not have to be all cramped up and worried about waking someone else up if I move around too much.
4. I never have to put up with snoring/heavy breathing while trying to sleep.
5. I don't have to worry about shaving my legs regularly. My legs can be super hairy all week long b/c I know I'm not getting any.
i believe i can fly
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a. [re #3] i love the bed-to-myself feeling.
and b. [re #2] have you ever gone to bed and realized you haven't talked all day? i usually fix this by singing [badly but loudly [to make up for the silence]].
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